Thursday 9th August 2018 Hnnnnnnnnnnnhghhhhhh...Fuuuuuuck. Oh! It's working! Hooray!!!!!! Hello world, this is brain. Brain, this is what it feels like to function. HELLO EVERYONE. So, it's been over a week since I wrote to you all and that's becoming more and more of a "thing" now - which is depressing. When I first started … Continue reading Cutlery Obsession, Trains and OUT OUT
Tuesday the 3rd of July 2018 Thank fuck, I made it, it's the end of Tuesday... it's taken AGES to arrive. It's been an utterly strange and depressing few days, so I'll apologise now because I suspect this will be all over the place. In some ways I've made headway in treatment, but I've taken … Continue reading Bigger Boy Pills, Jekyll and Hyde and sunshine 🌞
Get ready for loads of moaning and swearing... the inevitable has happened.
Right then Wednesday... I am delighted to announce that ceiling vag is no longer dripping ; she has now had her leak fixed. She has been dry for approximately 4 hours which means Christiaan can stop panicking that the house is going to fall in, and I can stand in the kitchen without the dripping noise … Continue reading Plumbing, Resting and a Royal rant
Well.... it got me. Payback out played me. It couldn't even wait until tomorrow when Eli was at nursery the unreasonable bastard. I knew yesterday that'd I'd done too much, I knew I'd pay but I didn't bank on it coming so soon or so hard to be honest.... I was cocky. I should have … Continue reading Payback, shit storm and InstaFAIL
Well I'm alive so the good, or bad news, depending on how you look at it is that Monday didn't kill me. So firstly FUCK YOU MONDAY. Thankfully bollockchops slept through last night and there were no more spew related incidents, he has however, woken up in one of the whiniest fucking moods known to … Continue reading Monday, Maths and M.E.
Tonight's blog is now live....GO GO GO!
Tonight's blog is now live and contains many many swears and the C word. No not Christmas.
The BIG news of the day is that THE TREE TRUNK TUNIC HAS SOLD. If you have no idea what the fuck I'm talking about, go and read this first and I'll wait here for you CLICK HERE. I dunno if it was one of you crowd, if it was raise your hand actually and … Continue reading Positivity, plans and sweary scrabble
Now because I'm an utter tease, I left you with a bit of a cliff hanger on last nights blog. I know for many of you you'll have been stalking the Facebook page until you found out if I had made it to B & Q with Eli and Christiaan this morning. I've not let … Continue reading Denim tree trunk & beach dreams
Saturdays are my favourite day of the week by a long way. Christiaan is off work, I'm off work legitimately and Eli is off nursery, our time belongs to no one but us and we generally have nowhere to be and nothing we need to achieve. I bet that sounds right depressing to some of … Continue reading The best things in life cost a fuck tonne of money actually
Today's been a right odd day... and the funny thing is, that those around me probably haven't even realised that I wasn't on form. That's the thing about this - you can't always SEE it. I woke up today, and yesterday for that matter, feeling shit. Really shit. I don't really want to labour on … Continue reading More faces than a royal flush….