Cutlery Obsession, Trains and OUT OUT

Thursday 9th August 2018 Hnnnnnnnnnnnhghhhhhh...Fuuuuuuck. Oh! It's working! Hooray!!!!!! Hello world, this is brain. Brain, this is what it feels like to function. HELLO EVERYONE. So, it's been over a week since I wrote to you all and that's becoming more and more of a "thing" now - which is depressing. When I first started … Continue reading Cutlery Obsession, Trains and OUT OUT

Gro Fuck Yourself Clock, garden sofas and a reality check

4.45am. That's what time bollockchops starting crying this morning. I'm clinging on to the fact that these back molars are cutting and that's why we're up even earlier than normal most mornings. Teething is a fucking nonsense - mother nature should have sorted this shit out a long time ago, if teeth are essential make … Continue reading Gro Fuck Yourself Clock, garden sofas and a reality check